Showing posts with label Nonsense. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nonsense. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Blog title changed

I get a comment from somebody that it really likes my blog title because is really geek alike. And I finally realize that this was the problem, the title. That's nobody like my blog, not nobody but just a few that really know what's about i have to change it.
So for the people that wondering, my old title was

cat /dev/mind > /dev/blog
But seams that most of the people didn't understand the idea so I am going to explain.
In Unix/Linux operating systems the devices are sown in the file system like a files. For example the first disk of the computer is /dev/hda, the second is /dev/hdb and so on, even simpler the mouse device is a file named "mouse" in the directory "dev". Second thing is that the "cat" command is reading from a file and is printing on the standard output ( the console on the monitor by default) but the output can be redirecting in to another file by putting the ">" character after it and specifying the file. So the title mean something like "read from my mind device and print everything to my blog device" i had considered that will be really funny. But seems that nobody understood it. So I have to change my title to something more readable.
Thanks LDF for the comment and for making realize.


Thursday, February 8, 2007

The Chinese story

Probably some of you are wondering what the hell is with the Chinese link on my blog. I am not from China and I don't know Chinese but today I had a look at my stats and see that I had 100 Chines visitors in a row.And I remember that my friend ( yes, I have only one friend) told me that he was able to translate successful from English to Chinese. And by the way first I have to explain why he need to translate to Chinese: My friend is relay is really crazy about old prices of software especially DOS applications. And seems that nobody share his enthusiasm about DOS anymore. And seems that there is a community in China that still developing software for DOS and he was really want it to join it. So he send them some emails translated with Google Language Tool and he received some answers. He translated back to English and found out they accept it. And was so happy that was accepted and I think it was telling me this for 2 hours.
So when I looked at my stats and see that I have so many visitors from China that are really messing out my stats ( They enter for just 2 seconds and see that is in English and leave) So they really messing out my statistics and I am unable to know if my visitors are liking my blog because of them. So I decided to make a blog especially for them and tell about my friend that is so happy that join their community. (I have waited it in English and after that translated ). And I have put the links on top of all my blogs.
By the way: Sorry for my bad English but I am from a non English spiking country. And all my English teachers ware extremely horrible teachers. So all my English I have learn is just from Cartoon Network. So please don't forgive me. I am doing the best I can.
And if I opened the subject about Cartoon Network: What the hell is the thing with all the European country that are translating(doubling) all the TV channels. I really don't understand the idea. Even the music is translated. Just stupid. Have you been lately to Germany ? Seems that even BBC (Yes British Broadcasting Corporation/Channel ) is translated in German. And you wandering why nobody there understand English. I had been recently in Russia and seems that they know more English and are spiking more clearly in English that any of the European country's. (On the main land I mean).
I hope they will put an stop to this. Just subtitle(Write under) but pleas don't change the sound channels I any ways. If the sound is in a certain language... just leave it like that. It sound a lot better in the original language. Also the actors look like fishes due to the synchronizations of the sound with image.

Monday, February 5, 2007

I can't belive !!!!

I had a look at my statistics and I can't believe it seems that about 80 percent of my visitors are still using Microsoft Internet Explorer. I can't understand why. So look at this movie below but please do not try it for yourself if you are using Internet Explorer. I have test it with Firefox and I didn't had any kind of problems , I guess that also with Safari browser should be OK.

I repeat DON'T TRY IT IF YOU ARE USING INTERNET EXPLORER





If you want to know more about it just go to Avira Virus Descriptions and look how many viruses are targeting Internet Explore
Even more ... MS Internet Exploder has a lot of missing features like no plug in support. No tabbed browsing. No RSS reader. No XML support. No password manager to store the passwords. No quick search. Nothing !!!!!

Thursday, January 4, 2007

I whant a portia spider.






If someone from Africa, Australia, China, Malaysia, Myanmar, Nepal, India, Sri Lanka, the Philippines or Vietnam is willing to send me a Portia spider for my farm, me and the spider will be eternal grateful to you

This is not a joke. If someone is willing to send me one I will be very happy. If someone is willing to help me, pleas leave me a message and I will tell you where to send it and also the money for the transport and packaging, and a fee for your trouble.

Also I promise to take god care of it and feed him well so it will live an long an happy life. It will be even better if you can send me a pair of them it will be even better, because the life alone is not very happy. I know it from my own experience.





Monday, December 25, 2006

Santa didn't come.

Seem that Santa completely forgot about me. Maybe I was a bad boy this year , even I don't think so. I had expected to meet the girl of my dream in the last few days but nothing had happened. Like the usually I am a disappointed. The only girl that called me in the last few days was a old friend of mine, that is nice girl but she has a boyfriend o I assumed is not my gift from Santa. Unfortunately seems that I don't have any friends left. I intend to go out to pick up some girl in a bar but I can't do it alone, and the only friend I had left is engaged and will not want to go with me in a bar for that purpose. So the only alternative I have is to find somebody HERE !.

There is no any lonely girl around here that is searching for a grate guy, like me, to love her ?

Am I the only person around here searching for love ?

P.S: I know this post seems more desperate that is relay is. But sincerely I don't really care about that. Is just what is in my mind for now and I think is just what blogs are all about. Tell the world how you feel and what are you opinions.

Friday, December 22, 2006

For Santa

Dear Santa,
I was a god guy this year and I think I deserve my presents. So I wish for a nice girl that love me and worth loving her. I don't want the a beautifully girl, but I want her
smart and funny.

Spooky. A girl just contacted me on ICQ. I don't know her, and seems spooky. I know that the ICQ is so stupid that is displaying the profiles on the net. But I can't imagine anybody searching on profile list. And that number I give-it only to some serious business partners, and nobody els know it.
Oh. Se told me that she is only 14 year old. I have to say that is true that I like relay young girls. But not that young. @Santa: It is to illegal, try something older please, a 16 year old girl will be better.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

I am so tierd.

In the last few days I was feeling so tired. This is probably from the unhealthy diet, to much Coca-Cola and smoking. Anyway the idea is that I am filling horrible and I am not able to post more then a few lines per day. In the last time I didn't manage to do anything useful. Probably I have to take a break and rest.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Hi.

Today I had some fun flaming. You know, Friday is the flame day. Evrybody makes fun of everybody on mail.And debate unimportant problems like "Linux Vs. Windows", "Sex Vs. Love" and so on.